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aquariantides:

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

this is me, literally, every night. 

this is me, literally, every night. 

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

All so hard.

Thinking about trying this new thing called “salad.” I don’t know, though. 

EVERY FUCKING DAY

EVERY FUCKING DAY

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