adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
All so hard.
Thinking about trying this new thing called “salad.” I don’t know, though.